Crypto Anonymous ($CA)

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If you or a loved one is struggling with crypto addiction come to the next meeting of Crypto Anonymous. My moms baking us muffins for next week. Like this post so i know how many to bring.

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Hi everyone, my name’s Minty, and I’m addicted to crypto. I’m here at Crypto Anonymous because this obsession has absolutely wrecked my life, and I need to confess how it’s all gone so wrong.

First off, my sleep schedule is toast. I used to crash at a reasonable hour, but now I’m up at 3 a.m. refreshing charts because my portfolio’s moon-ing so hard I can’t look away. My eyes are bloodshot from staring at candlestick patterns, and I’ve got a permanent crick in my neck from checking my phone. It’s torture, I tell ya, being glued to my screen while my bags pump like there’s no tomorrow.

Then there’s my social life, or what’s left of it. I used to have friends, but crypto ruined that. I kept ranting about DeFi yields and NFT flips, and they just couldn’t keep up. Now I’m stuck hanging out with a bunch of degens in Discord, and—get this—they convinced me to ape into a memecoin that 100x’d. I’m so lonely I had to buy a second yacht just to feel something. It’s docked next to my first one, and I cry into my caviar every night.

My family ties? Completely shredded. My mom and I used to be tight, but ever since I started trading, I’ve drifted away. I made so much on a shitcoin pump that I bought a mansion and moved out of her basement. Now she’s gotta visit me in my private theater room if she wants to nag me about my life choices. It’s heartbreaking, really—having to sip champagne in my infinity pool while she lectures me about “responsibility.”

And don’t get me started on my job. I used to have a stable 9-to-5, but crypto obliterated that. I YOLO’d into a presale that went parabolic, and now I’m “unemployed” because I don’t need to clock in anymore. Instead, I’m stuck managing my crypto empire from a beach in Bali, and my old boss keeps texting me for “investment tips.” It’s exhausting being this free.

Even my health’s taken a hit. I used to eat boring meals like ramen, but crypto’s got me hooked on wagyu beef and truffle fries because I can afford it now. My cholesterol’s probably through the roof from all the steak dinners, and I’ve gained weight from lounging in my penthouse instead of walking to a bus stop. I’m falling apart, guys, one Michelin-starred meal at a time.

So yeah, crypto’s ruined me. I’m a husk of my former self, drowning in profits, freedom, and absurd luxury. If anyone knows how to cope with this nightmare of endless gains and financial independence, please, help a guy out. I’m Minty, and I’m a crypto addict. #CryptoAnonymous $CA

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BSC行情是真好！
Egl1 28m-50m
bte5M-15M
其他的还在震🫡
家人们bsc还有什么可以关注的？

🎉 Winner Alert — Day 6!

@Cuthazzrn turned raw material into something truly special.

The detail, the care, the hands on work …all there.

🏆 10,000 $CA awarded.

The creativity just keeps rising. Keep going, artists 🙌

BSC的东西很难评，基本上都是一波流，不代表不能赚钱
$ca $bc 这些玩意看着蛮好，最后也算一波流了
拉高是为套人，画三角是为了向下突破套人
而且KOL们老是喜欢国人fomo国人，还喜欢说老外也进场了
BSC的性质就是80%血统的国人版加强版EVM链
能看见矩阵号群发一个ticker的时候，你就可以大声喊出：坏了！
只有 $b $jager 看着有点样子
还有大型内幕盘 $bob

最近一直在想还是需要做减法，关注的不能太多，要抓住重要叙事

链上关注的币：
Sol上没啥好玩的，关注bsc为主。
1. $ca 这个位置还行
2. $bulla 开盘了，没法上车..看看后面下来再说吧
3. $moolah 5m了，但是似乎项目的人大家说一般。
4. $Skyai 何时现货？
5. $janito 依旧在18-20这里震，感觉暂时需要外部大刺激才能上去
6. $EGL1 看着更阴谋
7. $BTE 挖矿？看看后续了
8. $Bc 看看能不能稳住，筹码需要交换。

最近关注的项目：
1. @aspecta_ai 这项目的抽奖，key买的早基本有利润
2. Pump预期发币
3. SAHARA 抽奖+二级
4. @defidotapp 终于发币，看看二级了

交易所：
Circle 的上市表现很好，交易所的山寨毫无动静，依旧震荡为主，等待。

总结：
对于我来说，我会选择更会选择pump的发币如何上多号和二级、defiapp二级、sahara二级，aspecta 上多号和key开盘，链上以小博大。

BC大表哥今天带火了bsc链，现在满世界找ca的太多了， 我刚看到 $D @DforDegensx 今晚6点上薄饼，可以蹲一下，$B 和 $CA都是usd1上的成功项目，热钱今晚会流向 $D 小资金博一下

CA：
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链上每天都有开新局，關注一下 $D，@DforDegensx 官推活動很多熱度不錯，今天下午六點在PancakeSwap上線，$B 和 $CA 都在幣安Alpha上飛了，大D概念肯定不會差，24小時後加usd1交易對估計會沖一波